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I'm Rosie
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Anonymous: Answer allllll of them?

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? sex
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated? Neck, arms, clit, mouth, back
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Um
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? Nope
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? Clitoral
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? you can touch it directly
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? not well enough
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? it’s up to the guy, I don’t mind doing them tho
9. Do you like having your balls touched? Don’t have any :o
10. Do you like having your nipples touched? yES
11. Do you like having your anus touched? I’m down for that
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? god no
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Hell yes
14. Do you have any kinks? Yeah I guess
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? Ha yes
16. Do you pee in the shower? No wtf
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? No
18. Have you had sex in the shower? Not yet:(
19. Do you like being naked? Yes
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Half naked
21. Have you ever skinny dipped? Yes
22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? Uhm I’ve never done anything that unusual
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Unfortunately not
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? Friends yes, family no
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yeah
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? No
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? Like to pee, yes that’s not cool, but showering and stuff no
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? there’s one picture of my tits floating round on tumblr, some nudes and one video to people
29. How many sexual partners have you had? uhm full on sex, 6
30. How often do you masturbate? I don’t really
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? Oh god I have no clue on any of it
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? back
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. I don’t really do it myself
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? I just don’t idk
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? No
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? ‘Oh god these are hairier than I thought’
37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? Boobs, yes
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Mismatching lacy shit
39. Do you ever go commando? Nope
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? No
41. How big is your penis? I don’t have one
42. Does your penis curve at all?
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
44. How big are your breasts? D cups
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? Even yea
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? Nope
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? Don’t care put prefer fore skin to be honest
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts? Butts
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? Don’t feel strongly
51. Do you like the way your genitals look? Yeah I guess
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? Yes
53. Do you like your butt? Yes
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Shave
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? Would rather it was shaved/trimmed
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? Want a Christina
58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? Uhm like 2 minutes
59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Nope
60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? Longest sex was about 3 hours
61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? Like 7
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Full body idk
63. Spit or swallow? Swallow every time
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Hot
66. Do you “squirt?” Sometimes
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? No and no
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? Nope
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Unfortunately not, public foreplay tho
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you? Yes
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? No
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? Me and my ex did every room of his house
73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? house neither of us lived in
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? Yes
75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? Yes oops
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Yes, police oops
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? Ye
78. Do you own any sex toys? No
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? No
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?i guess
81. What are your favorite positions? Doggy
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? Getting caught out by the police
83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner?
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? Nope
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? Nope
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? Nope
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? No
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? Pretty familiar
89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? Always room for improvement
90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? Yes
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? No
92. Have you have phone sex? Yes
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Pee standing up, cum on someone’s face, have sex, helicopter dick
94. What’s something you like about your body? Tits
95. What’s something you dislike about your body? Everything
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? Arms
97. What was your most recent sexual thought? Uhm
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? Booooobs
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? Uhm 2 hours ago?
100. Do you often imagine people naked? Too often



  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 14. Do you have any kinks?
  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 16. Do you pee in the shower?
  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 19. Do you like being naked?
  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
  • 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 30. How often do you masturbate?
  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  • 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 39. Do you ever go commando?
  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
  • 41. How big is your penis?
  • 42. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
  • 44. How big are your breasts?
  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
  • 53. Do you like your butt?
  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  • 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
  • 63. Spit or swallow?
  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 66. Do you "squirt?"
  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  • 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 78. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  • 81. What are your favorite positions?
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  • 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  • 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 92. Have you have phone sex?
  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  • 94. What's something you like about your body?
  • 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked?